Torn Daily
TORN QUOTE OF THE DAY
03.01.11 Torn Quotes
“I am on a drug, it’s called Charlie Sheen. It’s not available because if you try it you will die. Â Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.” – Charlie Sheen
INVITATION TO A HOT PARTY OR YOUR OWN MURDER?
02.23.11 Torn Situation
A thatstorn.com reader’s story:
While quietly shopping around inside a Barnes & Noble, a random guy came around a bookshelf like a ninja and said, “pssst… Bellagio”, handed me the napkin, then walked away. In hindsight maybe I should have waited until he was out of sight to laugh out loud… I could have been shanked.
TAKING “FIGHTING CRIME” TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL
02.22.11 Crime
Atlanta is the 2nd most dangerous city in the nation… SMH
TORN SIGHTING
02.22.11 Employee
Situation Seen:
2 torn men stopping at gas station in their work uniforms, clearly on their way to work.
Each torn man purchases 1 gatorade and 1 4Loko and proceeds out the door into the parking lot.
In the parking lot, the gatorade is poured out of the bottle and promptly replaced with the 4Loko.
2 torn men head to work with their 4loko in their gatorade bottles.
Here’s to hoping I don’t have to run into these guys again today in some torn customer service interaction.
SLEEPING ON THE JOB?
01.23.11 Employee
This guy is securing the building the best way he knows how- in his dreams.
